Surfer Boy found this lovely lady in the back yard today - not happy!!
Suffice to say, I have googled 'What the F--k do you do if you get bitten by a red back'. Apparently they can be deadly to children and the elderly! GREAT.
Step One - don't freak out
Step 2 - Ring ambulance
Step 3 - put ice on it
Step 4 - take panadol or equivalent